Ass in the box

Want to give something extra to someone special in your life? Don’t worry, I know the perfect gift!

Let me present AssInTheBox, the definitive unexpected gift. And it is guaranteed to be sent anonymously as well.

Go order one now, why dontcha!

One thought on “Ass in the box”

  1. That’s an ugly looking ass too, certainly no JLo!

    I’m not clear why someone would want to send an ass in a box? Does it double as a vase or something, where you can stick flowers (or other objects ;) into the asshole?

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