My neighbor went to one of the local supermarkets the other day, and she told me this wonderful story.
As she is minding her own business, just cruising down one of the aisles in the store, she turns into an empty one. And, lo and behold, what does she see on the floor? Someone has actually taken a shit, and just left it there!
I can just see it before me: a stressed-out mom with a nearly toilet-trained kid (i.e. no diapers) just flips out after her kid is nagging her that he has to go do number two, so she just finds an empty aisle and tells him to go there.
Another thing I’d love to hear over the PA system is a drone voice saying:
We have some shit in aisle 5, shit in aisle 5. Ronny (the intern), please take care of it.