When pilots forget to turn off the mic
Published on September 8th, 2009
Outstanding Rocky comic strip!
Author Archive for Robert
Microsoft edits out black person with a white one
Published on August 26th, 2009
Apparently racism marketing targeting is still very much alive…
In a Microsoft ad originally with a black person, the black person’s head has been replaced by a white person’s (but not the hand) when it was used on the Polish Microsoft web site.
Read more and see pictures in Microsoft apologizes for race-swap photo incident
Great Transformers 2 FAQ
Published on August 20th, 2009
I strongly urge you to read the very funny Transformers 2 FAQ. An example quote (and it just gets better from there on):
Are there honestly 46 new Transformers in the movie?
I have no fucking clue. It’s impossible to tell most of them apart except for Optimus and the Racist Twins (there’s another yellow Autobot who I constantly thought was Bumblebee).
(via Wait till I come!)
Barack Obama and Unicorns
Published on August 18th, 2009
This has to one of the freakiest things I’ve seen in quite some time: Paintings of Obama Naked with Unicorns
Mmm, what you say – outstanding SNL video!
Published on January 24th, 2008
I don’t know if it’s the music, or just the complete insanity, but I think this video is fantastic!
Man’s best friend?
Published on January 12th, 2008
In the newspaper, there was a story about a man who wanted to get into a shop after closing hours.
Shit in aisle 5
Published on June 12th, 2007
My neighbor went to one of the local supermarkets the other day, and she told me this wonderful story. 
Slogan competition winner announced
Published on June 10th, 2007
So, a little while ago we had a slogan competition here, and we’re now proud to announce the winner!
Too cocky, too soon (car race)
Published on June 10th, 2007
You just want to make sure you’ve won before you’re too cocky.
Over-zealous police arrests man with badges
Published on June 4th, 2007
Recently, a young man was arrested and later prosecuted for wearing a jacket with the wrong symbols.
Tranquilized bear falling from tree
Published on June 1st, 2007
Sometimes man just shouldn’t meddle with nature. Poor, poor bear!
Guardian angels working overtime
Published on May 31st, 2007
Some people sincerely seem to have a guardian angel.
Acrobatic dunking
Published on May 31st, 2007
I’ve never really been a fan of basketball, but this is indeed cool:
The Fucked. store is open – write a slogan to win merchandise
Published on May 30th, 2007
Finally, it’s here! The Fucked. store is opened, and you’re more than welcome to visit it! And you know what? You can win a product too!
A pantiless pyramide
Published on May 29th, 2007
Recently I went with my work to France for a conference, and something that I never would have expected happened.
I will never kayak again – Orca jump
Published on May 23rd, 2007
Seriously, I will never go kayaking again. Unless it’s in some sheltered pool, that is…
Police statements
Published on May 22nd, 2007
As soon as something has happened, and you read about the gory details in the news, the police always have an interesting statement to make.
Man’s best friend?
Published on May 16th, 2007
Recently, it read in a paper that man got mightily upset when he got to a local store early in the morning, to find it closed. What did he do? He took his dog and threw it at the window of the store!
Man, I wonder that wrong that dog had done in its previous life…
Guy in an office freaks out
Published on February 5th, 2007
The Fucking town
Published on January 19th, 2007
Apparently a town in Austria goes by the wonderful name of “Fucking”. I just have to say that I also love the comments in the Boing Boing post about the Bavarian town “Petting”, and the town in Pennsylvania, US, named “Intercourse”… 
10-year old raped on Christmas Eve
Published on December 29th, 2006
In Sweden, a 10-year old girl was raped on Christmas Eve. What the hell’s wrong with people?! Great going, rapist, you just ruined a beautiful holiday for that poor girl for the rest of her life.
Singing eunuch tax-collectors
Published on November 24th, 2006
Apparently, in some distant area in India, they have problems with people not paying the taxes. What do they do? They send eunuchs there to stand outside the business in question to sing and dance? The result? Apparently more people pay now…
Read more in The singing eunuch tax-collectors.
Boys forcing their way to sex
Published on November 23rd, 2006
A recently conducted survey in a suburb just outside of Stockholm amongst 15-year old boy shows that:
17% has at least once forced their way to have sex with a girl.
Naturally, it’s in the eye of the beholder what “forcing your way to have sex” actually means, but I still find it enormously upsetting. What the hell’s wrong with you?
The downfall of Eddie Murphy
Published on October 20th, 2006
Eddie Murphy, comic genius behind masterpieces such as Delirious and Raw has hit an all time low: he will be in the movie Starship Dave, which is about human-looking aliens trying to save a doomed world. Eddie’s part? He’s playing their space ship…
Eddie, what the hell happened to you?!
America’s Dumbest Congressmen
Published on October 16th, 2006
Radar lists America’s Dumbest Congressmen, subtitled “the 10 biggest fools on the Hill”. Go read!
Kids see nude sculpture: teacher fired
Published on October 13th, 2006
Dejan gave me a tip about something outrageous: a teacher was fired after the students saw a nude sculpture. At a museum!
Bush vs. Darwin
Published on October 8th, 2006
As some of you probably noted when it happened, George W. Bush, to some degree (simply put), questioned Darwin and the theories usually referred to as Darwinian evolution.
Ass in the box
Published on October 4th, 2006
Want to give something extra to someone special in your life? Don’t worry, I know the perfect gift!
Cop accident
Published on October 1st, 2006
Seriously, this cop accident video is just unbelievable…
Cool guy on Who Wants to Be a Millionare
Published on September 28th, 2006
Up for the final question in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. I’d be very nervous. Sweating. Terrified. But hey, look at this guy!
The cell phone that stops you from calling your ex when drunk
Published on September 26th, 2006
Have a knack for making those bad phone calls when you’ve had a little too much to drink? Don’t worry anymore: just get the LG phone with a breathalyzer!
Tenting to get into IKEA
Published on September 25th, 2006
A while ago another IKEA store opened in Sweden, in a small county with roughly 46 000 people living there. And, believe it or not, people were actually tenting to get in. Seriously, tenting to get into IKEA…
Sheesh, talk about having your priorities wrong.
Best banner in FIFA World Cup
Published on September 20th, 2006
While watching the FIFA World Cup this summer, the broadcasters usually do camera sweeps over the audience and, in some cases, their banners. The best banner I saw simply read:
anus
Britney Spears being a bit different
Published on September 14th, 2006
Are you attracted to Britney Spears? Maybe even idolize her and look up to her? Yeah, maybe I’m reaching now, but no matter what your opinion of her is, I’d like to recommend you to take a look at this video to approach the famous star from another angle…
Debra Lafave
Published on September 13th, 2006
I guess most of you have heard the story about Debra Lafave: she was the then 23-year old teacher that had sex with one of her 14-year old students, and was later charged with “lewd and lascivious behavior.”
My Take? Every boy in the world dream about that the same thing would happen to them!
IKEA and a horn dog
Published on September 12th, 2006
In one of the pictures of the IKEA catalog in Canada, a young family is chilling on a bed with their beloved dog. But, wait a minute? I that a… penis?
U as in USA
Published on September 8th, 2006
A little conspiracy theme for you here… After the happenings of September 11th took place, many Swedes noted that the spelling of Usama Bin-Laden was different in Swedish newspapers compared to the US ones.
For some reason, the “Usa” part was removed from the American spelling…
Having a bad, drunk night?
Published on September 3rd, 2006
Apparently I’m in a YouTube mood at the moment… Nevertheless, this video shows why drinking isn’t always the most alluring thing…
Where did you have sex last time?
Published on September 1st, 2006
Yes, I know, this one is old; I just thought I’d put it here for those who haven’t seen it. Also, I know I’m now getting very close to what’s suitable in this web site…
Beat the gay out of him
Published on August 30th, 2006
Recently in Sweden a father was charged for beating his eight-year old boy. The reason? For playing with dolls and girls.
Corn Flakes invented to stop people from masturbating
Published on August 28th, 2006
The inventor of Corn Flakes, Dr. John Harvey Kellogg, had a strong conviction that masturbation is a sin. Therefore, he invented Corn Flakes.
Americans ‘too fat for x-rays’
Published on August 25th, 2006
According to a study, the Americans are too fat for x-rays, and the US government says 64% of the population are obese. This has lead to necessary x-raying and ultrasounds being abandoned.
It’s not rape if you don’t look sad enough
Published on August 23rd, 2006
A while ago in Sweden, a mentally challenged woman was raped. However, all the charges against the perpetrator was dropped, since the woman didn’t look sad enough in a picture he took just after the “alleged” rape had been committed.
The doors are open!
Published on August 22nd, 2006
Finally, it’s time to get this web site rolling! Basically, what you will find here is either posts about things in the world that are plain wrong and that we need to express our opinions about and discuss, or things for your plain amusement. In a nutshell: things that in some way are regarded by us, in some way or another, as fucked (in lack of a more political correct word). For more information, please see the About page.
The first actual post will be published tomorrow, August 23rd, and from then on the writers will do their best to deliver as interesting or entertaining material as possible. We hope you will like it and that it will become a welcome addition to your online life.
Welcome!
Fucked. will be launched during August
Published on June 24th, 2006
Fucked. will be launched during August this year, maybe sooner but not likely; make sure to add the RSS feed to your feed reader of choice to know when that happens.
What will Fucked. contain? Check back and you’ll see…
