Outstanding Rocky comic strip!
Apparently racism marketing targeting is still very much alive…
In a Microsoft ad originally with a black person, the black person’s head has been replaced by a white person’s (but not the hand) when it was used on the Polish Microsoft web site.
Read more and see pictures in Microsoft apologizes for race-swap photo incident
I strongly urge you to read the very funny Transformers 2 FAQ. An example quote (and it just gets better from there on):
Are there honestly 46 new Transformers in the movie?
I have no fucking clue. It’s impossible to tell most of them apart except for Optimus and the Racist Twins (there’s another yellow Autobot who I constantly thought was Bumblebee).
(via Wait till I come!)
This has to one of the freakiest things I’ve seen in quite some time: Paintings of Obama Naked with Unicorns
In the newspaper, there was a story about a man who wanted to get into a shop after closing hours.
My neighbor went to one of the local supermarkets the other day, and she told me this wonderful story.
You just want to make sure you’ve won before you’re too cocky.
Sometimes man just shouldn’t meddle with nature. Poor, poor bear!
Some people sincerely seem to have a guardian angel.
I’ve never really been a fan of basketball, but this is indeed cool:
Recently I went with my work to France for a conference, and something that I never would have expected happened.
As soon as something has happened, and you read about the gory details in the news, the police always have an interesting statement to make.
Recently, it read in a paper that man got mightily upset when he got to a local store early in the morning, to find it closed. What did he do? He took his dog and threw it at the window of the store!
Man, I wonder that wrong that dog had done in its previous life…
Is this the worst burglar ever?
Apparently a town in Austria goes by the wonderful name of “Fucking”. I just have to say that I also love the comments in the Boing Boing post about the Bavarian town “Petting”, and the town in Pennsylvania, US, named “Intercourse”…
Apparently, in some distant area in India, they have problems with people not paying the taxes. What do they do? They send eunuchs there to stand outside the business in question to sing and dance? The result? Apparently more people pay now…
Read more in The singing eunuch tax-collectors.
…I thought you’d find this amusing. This is absolutely true.
I had a dream last night that I was driving around America, staying at various hotels, listening to Journey songs over and over again, from the CD I’d just bought. Then I stopped at one hotel, met up with Steve Perry, and hung out with him loads. Continue reading
Hi folks. I’m finally back and caught up with work since I went off to the US for a couple of conferences, so time to post here again!
Anyhow, I don’t know about you, but I love plane travel. Everytime I travel by plane, I get the opportunity to get drunk with fascinating strangers Continue reading
Want to give something extra to someone special in your life? Don’t worry, I know the perfect gift!
I remember when I was a nipper, game shows just seemed like pure, unadulterated fun, with lots of great prizes for everyone. However, as I got older, and more cynical, I realized that they weren’t quite as caring and sharing as I first thought. Continue reading
Up for the final question in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. I’d be very nervous. Sweating. Terrified. But hey, look at this guy!
Have a knack for making those bad phone calls when you’ve had a little too much to drink? Don’t worry anymore: just get the LG phone with a breathalyzer!
A while ago another IKEA store opened in Sweden, in a small county with roughly 46 000 people living there. And, believe it or not, people were actually tenting to get in. Seriously, tenting to get into IKEA…
Sheesh, talk about having your priorities wrong.
While watching the FIFA World Cup this summer, the broadcasters usually do camera sweeps over the audience and, in some cases, their banners. The best banner I saw simply read:
Are you attracted to Britney Spears? Maybe even idolize her and look up to her? Yeah, maybe I’m reaching now, but no matter what your opinion of her is, I’d like to recommend you to take a look at this video to approach the famous star from another angle…
This is a bit of an old classic, but I had to share it on this blog, as it is definitely Fucked.
Most of these album covers are so sinister, but hilarious, all the same. I’d like to invite our readers to volunteer more ideas for the worst album covers of all time – send links, or send us images to put up!
I guess most of you have heard the story about Debra Lafave: she was the then 23-year old teacher that had sex with one of her 14-year old students, and was later charged with “lewd and lascivious behavior.”
My Take? Every boy in the world dream about that the same thing would happen to them!
In one of the pictures of the IKEA catalog in Canada, a young family is chilling on a bed with their beloved dog. But, wait a minute? I that a… penis?
Well, first of all I would like to say hello to everone. This is my first post here (read my bio – I am the silent one…). I’m starting out my future blog-mania by submitting something quite impressive…..
Ok, so this idea came to me the other day when I was thinking about branding, something that I have to do regularly during my day job. How do you design and label your products so they seep into the target audience’s consciousness, into their dreams, into their soul? Continue reading
Apparently I’m in a YouTube mood at the moment… Nevertheless, this video shows why drinking isn’t always the most alluring thing…
Yes, I know, this one is old; I just thought I’d put it here for those who haven’t seen it. Also, I know I’m now getting very close to what’s suitable in this web site…
So, I came up with this idea after witnessing that fantastic video on You Tube, with Sponge Bob Square Pants and friends performing a death metal track.
I’ve always been a huge fan of any music with passion, intensity, and creativity, so heavy metal has always appealed to me, including it’s death metal sub-genre, with it’s hyper fast drums (I’m a drummer myself,) shredding guitars, sick lyrics and artwork, and vocals that sound like a cat being put through a paper shredder. Robert likes a bit of the “rawk” himself, and will attest that some of the best death metal has come out of Sweden (Opeth, Entombed, Dismember, Dark Tranquility, Grave, The Crown…the list goes on and on…)
So, I put it to you that forms of music such as death metal are good for us. The Sponge Bob video surely proves that cartoons can make them more accessible, even to our children. Continue reading
Hello from me! Here I sit, atop a metaphysical curry stain (you try typing with vindaloo on your soul,) doleing out my first words of wisdom to you, the unsuspecting readers of this site. I hope it amuses more than it offends…I certainly am not going into this with the intention of pissing people off. Well, not everybody anyhow!
So how did I come to be here? Well, Robert invited me to partake. After we’d emptied the contents of his liquor cabinet, he detailed his plan to me…to create a site that is just, well…fucked. I’m sure his intention with the title was not just another fragile excuse to swear an awful lot, or snigger repeatedly at a childish pun. If you do believe this to be the case, then take it up with Robert. You’ve got nuttin’ on me, Charlie…
I’ve decided to remain over here in England, and not escape to the rolling wilds of Sweden to take this up as my full time profession. Why? Well, we did an intensive training course in Stockholm that all fuckedâ„¢ writers have to take (which includes a rather demoralizing and humiliating entrance exam.) While I enjoyed the vodka breakfasts, and the repeated IKEA trips were passable (although I have ended up with far too many small tables,) the non-stop Abba songs piped through the fuckedâ„¢ office did, on occasion, tempt me towards homicide, and the fact that we all have to work naked in a sauna played havoc with my laptop. Plus, the repeated handjob offers from other members of the editorial team were flattering, but I felt that they affected my concentration, and were somewhat of an invasion of my personal space. Damn me and my English inhibitions!
It was fortunate that Robert decided to keep me on as an external writer anyhow, due to my excellent scores on the entrance exam, and incredible pain tolerance. I’m not sure why he liked that so much…
…but anyway, good to be here!
Man, this is fucked!